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Brownnosing Your Way to Starfleet Success, By Cmdr. William T. Riker

Every now and then a younger officer will ask me, “Commander Riker, you’re the First Officer on the Federation’s flagship, and yet you can’t be older than 35! What’s the secret to your success?” Normally, in cases like these, the … Continue reading

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“The Finest Organic Suspension Ever Devised”: Top 10 Coffee Moments in Starfleet History

Picard may love his Earl Grey, hot, Worf prefers prune juice, and the Cardassians can’t get enough kanar, but all those potables pale in comparison to the beverage Starfleet really runs on: coffee. More vital than plasma fluid, coffee’s what keeps … Continue reading

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